Every now and then, technology does not screw us over. This machine pops out pancakes at a rate of 200 pancakes per hour. Two. Hundred. Pancakes. Per hour. You want one, and you want to lie beneath it ...

Remember the last time you made pancakes? No? Well, let us remind you: it ended in sadness and confusion because you simply couldn't crank out the insane volume of pancakes you wanted / needed. Well, ...

And saves you needlessly wasting calories on, you know, cooking for yourself, or hitting up a cafe. Clearly aimed at coffee shops and shut-ins, the $3500 device (yeah, you read that right) spits out ...

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